{"id":9963,"date":"2007-06-05T00:34:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-05T00:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=9963"},"modified":"2014-10-09T03:09:19","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T03:09:19","slug":"ladridos-en-salud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/?p=9963","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Ladridos en Salud!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Excelente puntada del doctor Manuel Lila de Arce: \u201c\u00a1Que Veracruz ladre con fuerza!\u201d<br \/>Ante esa perla de la ocurrencia hemos indagado algunas cosas respecto al titular de Salud en el estado y averiguamos esto:<br \/>* Dicen que el doctor \u00a1es un <strong>perro <\/strong>en Medicina!<\/p>\n<p>* Incluso se habla que cuando pasa una muchacha guapa exclama: \u00a1<strong>Guauuu<\/strong>!<br \/>* Cuando citaban al doctor Arturo Mora a ocupar la secretar\u00eda de Salud, aseguran que exclam\u00f3: \u201cA otro <strong>perro<\/strong> con ese hueso\u201d.<br \/>* De seguro dir\u00e1, cuando lea esto: \u201cLos <strong>perros<\/strong> <strong>ladran<\/strong>, Sancho\u2026\u201d<br \/>* Su perro preferido: <strong>Can<\/strong>-tina.<br \/>* El santo de su devoci\u00f3n: <strong>San Bernardo<\/strong>.<br \/>* Alimento preferido: <strong>El Hot dog<\/strong>.<br \/>* Cuando juega futbol prefiere ser el <strong>Cancerbero<\/strong>.<br \/>* Hace buenas migas con los \u201c<strong>ladrones<\/strong>\u201d.<br \/>* Cuando lo hacen enojar, se pone muy <strong>rabioso<\/strong>.<br \/>* Su hiperactividad aseguran que \u201cdebe ser por <strong>Dog <\/strong>Chow\u201d.<br \/>* Y en vez de pedirle a sus pacientes que digan \u201cA\u201d les pide que digan \u201c<strong>guau<\/strong>\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>e-mail: <a href=\"mailto:dor00@hotmail.com\">dor00@hotmail.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salvador Mu\u00f1oz Excelente puntada del doctor Manuel Lila de Arce: \u201c\u00a1Que Veracruz ladre con fuerza!\u201dAnte esa perla de la ocurrencia hemos indagado algunas cosas respecto al titular de Salud en el estado y averiguamos esto:* Dicen que el doctor \u00a1es un perro en Medicina! * Incluso se habla que cuando pasa una muchacha guapa exclama: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Qcd3-2AH","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9963"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9963\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lospoliticosveracruz.com.mx\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}